Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge
Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat
& The Diamond Meat Mob's Revenge
by S.J Harrison
Have you ever met a hero who can solve a crime with a pork pie, outrun a pigeon, and cause a sudden gust of wind with a single, well-timed… “performance?”
Meet Granny Pat. She’s not your average 70-something retiree. She’s a former supercop, a three-time World Pork Pie Tossing Champion, and the one woman who single-handedly brought down the notorious Diamond Meat Mob. But her latest adventure is her craziest yet, and it's a windy, wild ride that proves you should never underestimate a grandma.
More Than Just a Funny Story 💨
Beneath Granny Pat’s permed hair and questionable pickled-everything diet lies a brilliant mind. She's a master of creative problem-solving, whether it’s using her homemade "Super-Slick" lubricant to turn her creaky knees into a super-powered sprint, or deploying her "other talents" to disorient a whole gang of crooks.
This book, "Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge," is a hilarious and action-packed tale that shows kids (and adults!) a few important lessons:
You don’t have to be young to be a hero. Granny Pat proves that wisdom, experience, and a little bit of chaos can save the day.
Teamwork is a secret weapon. When Granny and her mischievous grandkids, Max and Molly, team up with their surprisingly acrobatic cat, Mr. Tiddles, they become an unstoppable force.
The most unique talent can be the most powerful. This story celebrates the wonderfully weird, reminding us that being different is a superpower.
Imagine this: a cunning plan involving a pigeon with VR goggles, a stash of sausage rolls, and a daring rescue from a very smelly meat market. The Diamond Meat Mob thinks they've got the upper hand by kidnapping the twins, but they've never faced a foe quite like Granny Pat.
Here’s a taste of the action from Chapter 10:
Granny decided it was time to use her emergency weapon: Granny’s eyes blazed like twin searchlights as she rounded on the mob. Every bead of anger seemed to charge her inner energy. And then it happened. A low, rumbling growl from deep within her belly — a storm gathering strength. Her fury, honed from years of dealing with criminals who thought they were clever, amplified the effect. When she let it go, it wasn’t just a fart. It was a tactical blast, a gale-force wind powered by pure anger.
Ready for an Adventure?
"Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge" is a book that will have you and your kids laughing from the very first page. It's a whimsical tribute to the power of family, the joy of a good giggle, and the fact that grandmas can be the most unexpected superheroes of all.
Grab your copy today and join the fun!
Find it on Amazon - Available to order worldwide on Amazon Prime
Or in Paerback from Waterstones
What's the funniest or most unexpected talent your hero has? Let me know in the comments below!
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